Artistic Commentator Gifts

London Fashion Week.

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Don't editorialize."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Decline of Europe

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

King Solomon's Pollster.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Can you hear me now?"