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London Fashion Week.

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

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Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Don't editorialize."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Decline of Europe

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

King Solomon's Pollster.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Can you hear me now?"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"