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Dictatorship & Coronavirus

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Don't editorialize."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The Decline of Europe

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

King Solomon's Pollster.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"