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"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Don't editorialize."

The Decline of Europe

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

King Solomon's Pollster.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'