Musical Commentator Prints

News.

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Don't editorialize."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

The Decline of Europe

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

King Solomon's Pollster.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.