Celebrity News Enthusiast Gifts

'That's better. ... OK, now you may ask your question.'

'You build a celebrity, then knock it down again.' 'Tabloid journalist lego.'

Famous Hollywood star lives with wife, drinks in moderation.

Charlie Sheen interruption...

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Tom Hanks

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Hollywood Breakup

JET (Part I)

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Leo McKern

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."