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Look for Office Friendly and Go the Other Way

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Love linked

No Immediate Danger

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

City Boy.

Saxophone Player.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Slow Night

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

"Careful."