City Life Commentator T-Shirts

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

Fun City Update

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Hi - I'm from the city's self-actualization department."

Stampede?

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'I have to make a career-decision . . . do I want to stay here, or do I want to go to the corner of 52nd and Lexington?'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Love linked

No Immediate Danger

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

City Boy.

Hoodie Hang-out

Saxophone Player.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

Push for Disco...

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Serenading

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"