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'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

"I offer many investment opportunities."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

Our Troubled Chowders

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Will Kill For Food

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

How much for the lamp post?

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

A smart alec boy

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'