Street Life Commentator Mugs

Will work on relationship for food.

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

"I offer many investment opportunities."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

Our Troubled Chowders

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Will Kill For Food

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

How much for the lamp post?

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

A smart alec boy

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

Miracles on 34th Street.

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"That was generous."