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"How am I rampaging?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Hoodie Hang-out

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Demonic Repossession.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Our Troubled Chowders

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'

"Would you like to take your old face?"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

"What do you do to manage the stress?"

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."