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'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Hoodie Hang-out

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

This is where Brent council sends you

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"How am I rampaging?"

Manhole Warning

"He says this week is absolutely manic, could you reschedule?"

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

'Quit blubbering. This is why I hate taking you shopping.'

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

"My work is to stare into space."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

The Denouement is Nigh!

"We saw a light so we dropped in."