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"Since his retirement, Robert seems to have taken a keen interest in the local community."

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Turtle Trailer Court

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'I kinda did.'

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

Groom carries bride across threshold, goes back to carry in mother-in-law.

"Yes, I can see the excitement in Young Master's eyes and I can smell fear in Master and Mistress: looks like the school holidays are coming..."

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

'Don't chew your food.'

"It's your turn to change his diaper!"

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"So, what are you doing for the rest of your life?..."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."