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Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Could you please pass this down?'

A sports fans worst nightmare . . .getting caught picking his nose and being featured on the television!

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'Hello, my name is Death'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Lion Choir.

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

Keister Island

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Meet the Plagiarist

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Sandwich Bar.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Manhole Warning

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

Stand in the Q.

'Who's next'

Political Hipsters