Crowd Comedian Pillows

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Could you please pass this down?'

A sports fans worst nightmare . . .getting caught picking his nose and being featured on the television!

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Stock Market Research and Analysis

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

Lion Choir.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Hello, my name is Death'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Keister Island

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Meet the Plagiarist

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

Sandwich Bar.

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

Manhole Warning

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Idiots!

Stand in the Q.

Mickey Mouth.

Express queue at Lapland.

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'