Crowd Entertainer Pillows

Bath Juggler

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Extreme miming"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Send in the Clones.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

"What's your occupation?"

Fur Baby

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Clown walks balloon dog

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Children's Entertainer

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Seriously folks...'

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

Why did I marry that clown?

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''