Pub Entertainer Pillows

Karaoke kid.

"Extreme miming"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Harpy Hour."

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'What a twist of fate!'

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."

'It's 600 bucks regardless of how freaked out your kid gets.'

'I'm sorry, boss, but you tell them to leave.'

No glasses to be taken outside.

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

'My beer's not cloudy. The glasses are dirty.'

'Is the organ grinder about?'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

Roverdance.

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

'You better not start anything...'