Crowd Entertainer Mugs

Bath Juggler

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Extreme miming"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Send in the Clones.'

Fur Baby

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

"What's your occupation?"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

Clown walking his balloon dog.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Why did I marry that clown?