Audience Entertainer Mugs

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Showbiz Awards

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Zombie standup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Extreme miming"

The Rooster Comedian.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Comedy Cafe

Cow Show Tunes

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"That'll be five bucks."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'