Communal Entertainer Mugs

Bartenders making cocktails

"Extreme miming"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Roller Coasters

A singer being criticised

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

'It's 600 bucks regardless of how freaked out your kid gets.'

Roverdance.

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

Puppetteer ?

'He doesn't like the animals to get bored.'

Judge, ruling on mime: 'Guilty of wasting your life. Case dismissed.'

'But they can't close your local, you're the pub bore!'

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

'I've lost my basket...'