Communal Entertainer Gifts

Bartenders making cocktails

"Extreme miming"

Turtle Trailer Court

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Roller Coasters

A singer being criticised

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

David Letterman

Bumper Puncture Repair Kit.

'It's 600 bucks regardless of how freaked out your kid gets.'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Roverdance.

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

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Dog makes Balloon People

Puppetteer ?

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

'He doesn't like the animals to get bored.'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

Judge, ruling on mime: 'Guilty of wasting your life. Case dismissed.'

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

'But they can't close your local, you're the pub bore!'

'I've lost my basket...'