Community Performer Gifts

A singer being criticised

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Social distancing

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Love linked

See you at the farmers market!

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Street Organ - Monkey

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Tipping Pain Chart

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Double Saxophone

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"I'll have the usual."

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."