Community Theatre Gifts

'They all want to play the star.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

Theatre Crowd

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Things I love about Powell River...

Noise Pollution

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Tipping Pain Chart

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Centerville.

Think globally. Act locally.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

A singer being criticised

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Teens.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."