Community Comedy Lovers T-Shirts

Warning - this neighbourhood patrolled by drug-crazed hippies.

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Lesser known greek gods,

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

How Amazon was invented

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Well what does the GPS say?"