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Children's Parties

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Lesser known greek gods,

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Stairlift around cliff face.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Divine Desk Bins

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."