Celebrity Biography Collector T-Shirts

'Meet the Author!'

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

Cariactures

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Elizabeth II

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Misery lit...

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

For Sale - The rights to my story.

'You're messing with my head.'

Celebrity Books.

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

Autograph from a gymnast

'So you're writing a book about your career,'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

Donald Trump painting

"Done rather well for ourselves, Eh, Dr Simion!?"

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"