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'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Romy Schneider

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'One of my forebears.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.