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"Have you been reading a lot of exhaustive biographies lately?"

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."

"Do you have anything positive on the Kennedys?"

Celeb Biography - Pun Based Titles / Non Pun Based Titles.

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Scarcity

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Trump secret police

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Paul Ree

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

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"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.