Celebrity Biography Reader T-Shirts

'Tell us a little about the father you never knew...'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Romy Schneider

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'Meet the Author!'

Celebrity Books.

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Santa with reindeer minders (black and white).

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

Deep End...Shallow End

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

"I think Dennis Rodman's finally met his match..."

"Done rather well for ourselves, Eh, Dr Simion!?"

"Well, yes. Diaries are often published. But they're usually written by interesting people."

Celeb Biography - Pun Based Titles / Non Pun Based Titles.

"Do you have anything positive on the Kennedys?"

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'