Celebrity Biography Reader Gifts

'Tell us a little about the father you never knew...'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Fifty Shades of Gray

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Romy Schneider

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'Meet the Author!'

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

Oprah talks in her sleep...

'Thanks Uncle Steve! There's nothing like a good ghosted story at Christmas.'

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

Celebrity Books.

Santa with reindeer minders (black and white).

Deep End...Shallow End

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"Well, yes. Diaries are often published. But they're usually written by interesting people."

"Done rather well for ourselves, Eh, Dr Simion!?"

"I think Dennis Rodman's finally met his match..."

"Do you have anything positive on the Kennedys?"