Biography Reading Gifts

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

John F. Kennedy

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Romy Schneider

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."