Biography Reading Pillows

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

John F. Kennedy

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Fifty Shades of Gray

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Biography - Authorized/Unauthorized.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Romy Schneider

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'