Biography Reader Pillows

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Romy Schneider

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

The Catkins Diet

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

Misery lit...

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

Self-realization.

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

Who's Who and Who Cares.

"Have you tried spending time with friends who are worse off?"

"What do you care what other people think? Just run zig-zaggy."

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

Emergency book: 'How To Cope With Stress'.

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

Chicken soup books.

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

Small print in sex manual giving woman a headache

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'