Biography Reader Pillows

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Romy Schneider

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Fifty Shades of Gray

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

The Catkins Diet

Misery lit...

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

Self-realization.

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

For Sale - The rights to my story.

"Have you tried spending time with friends who are worse off?"

"What do you care what other people think? Just run zig-zaggy."

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

Who's Who and Who Cares.

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

Emergency book: 'How To Cope With Stress'.

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

Chicken soup books.

Small print in sex manual giving woman a headache