Online Biography Enthusiast Pillows

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Romy Schneider

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Misery lit...

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

Internet Name Tags.

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

'I and my Blog'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'So you're writing a book about your career,'

"Not many lemmings survive the experience, let alone write a book about it."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."