Biography Lovers Pillows

For Sale - The rights to my story.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Divine Desk Bins

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

Henrik Ibsen,

Ten Commandments

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Shakespeare Quote

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Thomas Keneally

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

The Month of August

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."