Autobiography Lover Pillows

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

I used to have bangs: a memoir

'The Book Signing is canceled...Ms. Palin has decided to quit as an author.'

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

"My Life As A Time Traveller" Book Signing Yesterday

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The DaVinci Code

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Thomas Mann.

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Horti-Culture

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Distractions Of The Great