Autobiography Fan Pillows

"So- how go the formative years?"

'Meet the Author!'

'Hmm...could you make the 'Me' bigger?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Dating an English Major

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Moby Dick

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'