Autobiography Fan Prints

"So- how go the formative years?"

'Meet the Author!'

When I was in jail, I passed the time by writing my autobiography. I took certain liberties with some of the characters. For instance, you appear in the later chapters

'Hmm...could you make the 'Me' bigger?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Dating an English Major

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Moby Dick

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

This side is the gag reel.

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Frankenstein's Ancestry