Autobiography Enthusiasts Prints

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'He was a great writer'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Ilyasah Shabazz

William Wordsworth

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.