Autobiography Collector Prints

'So you're writing a book about your career,'

Clinton titles his book.

Sarah Palin reads from her new book.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

You trip on it, you buy it.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Home Sweet Second Home.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.