Autobiography Collector Gifts

'So you're writing a book about your career,'

Clinton titles his book.

Sarah Palin reads from her new book.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Robert Fripp

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'