Autobiography Appreciator Gifts

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Hot cross buns

Final words on gravestones.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Ilyasah Shabazz

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

When I was in jail, I passed the time by writing my autobiography. I took certain liberties with some of the characters. For instance, you appear in the later chapters

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Misery lit...

'Meet the Author!'

"So- how go the formative years?"

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'