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"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Hot cross buns

Final words on gravestones.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Ilyasah Shabazz

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Misery lit...

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Meet the Author!'

"So- how go the formative years?"

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'