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William P. Barr's autobiography.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Fifty Shades of Gray

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Ilyasah Shabazz

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Romy Schneider

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

The Catkins Diet

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."