Autobiography Lover Gifts

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

I used to have bangs: a memoir

'The Book Signing is canceled...Ms. Palin has decided to quit as an author.'

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

"My Life As A Time Traveller" Book Signing Yesterday

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Thomas Mann.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The DaVinci Code

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Victor Hugo

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Television Readers.

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Shakespeare was bisexual

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Horti-Culture

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....