Autograph Collector Gifts

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

"No inscription. Just sign and date here, sign here, here, and initial here."

"My ultimate sports fantasy is to see a star player request a baseball autographed by the umpire crew."

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"Attention shoppers...due to a scheduling conflict...the role of telenovela star Victor Guerrero is being played today by assistant produce manager Billy Joe Quiggle!"

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Bumper sticker; 'I brake for celebrities'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Greetings earthling. Take us to your celebrities!"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

'No, I don't want your autograph. I want your wallet!'

"Is the sign a typo or are you signing copies of your rock memoir book?"

"He loves to give autographs!"

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Bob Dylan Printed Signature

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."