Autograph Collecting Gifts

Signing cage.

Weight-lifter's autograph

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Celebrities on wheels - author's book signings.

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

'No, I don't want your autograph. I want your wallet!'

'He wonders whether you could autograph his bump.'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"It's not for myself, you understand!"

Ringo

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Egyptian Football

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.