Autograph Collecting Pillows

Signing cage.

Weight-lifter's autograph

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Celebrities on wheels - author's book signings.

'No, I don't want your autograph. I want your wallet!'

'He wonders whether you could autograph his bump.'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"It's not for myself, you understand!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Caricatures $20"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Egyptian Football

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Meet the Author

Art of Surviving