Collecting Autographs Pillows

Librarian signing her memoirs with stamp.

'OOOH can i have your autograph please Tom?!' 'YEAH me to please Tom, me to!' CEILING FANS

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I've been in love with you for DECADES!'

"Attention shoppers...due to a scheduling conflict...the role of telenovela star Victor Guerrero is being played today by assistant produce manager Billy Joe Quiggle!"

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

Autograph from a gymnast

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'Oh, he's not arrogant -- he's just illiterate.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'Call my manager and we will work something out.'

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

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