Celebrity Autograph Collector Pillows

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Autograph from a gymnast

"Think of it this way: you're paying $18,000 for the former president's signature and we throw in the canvas and paint for nothing."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Meet the Author

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Signing cage.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

"He loves to give autographs!"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'Meet the Author!'