Celebrity Autograph Collector Pillows

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Autograph from a gymnast

"Think of it this way: you're paying $18,000 for the former president's signature and we throw in the canvas and paint for nothing."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Robert Fripp

"Sign my yearbook?"

Pete Sampras

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Meet the Author

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Robert Mitchum

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Daniel Craig caricature

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Signing cage.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

"He loves to give autographs!"

Henry Fonda

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.