Quirky Autograph Hunter Pillows

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

(Camel paintings)

"Sign my yearbook?"

Romantic Giraffes

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

A Tumble Cow

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Mouse returns home from work.

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Meet the Author

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Clone Factory

Casting in the swamp.

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Decaying corpse

Catman

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"I'm a stable genius!"

Hammer and Anvil.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.